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The Green

By Christian Woodard

Remember that time the South thought it was cool? When they pitied us because our rivers only run when it’s snowing out?

I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve heard this at the end of a list of hip bars, clean waterfalls, and vague mentions of southern belles:

“…And we have the Green. You know, it runs every day of the summer.”

God, I hate that.



(Nick hates it even more)

Guess what all you Asheville snobs? Now WE have the Green. It might not run every day of the summer, but we’ll take what we can get up here above the Arctic Circle. (“And we have the SUN. You know, it shines every day of the summer”)

Our Green is very similar to yours. There are even three big rapids that you might want to scout, one of which requires a similar move to Sunshine. But it’s harder, ‘cause everything’s harder and more rewarding in the Northeast.

And there’s this hip bar called “my house” sort of nearby. They screen kayaking movies every night.

Okay. Here’s the skinny:

The Green (from now on, the Green in the south will be referred to as “The Groan”) is a mysterious river. There are no roads along it, and for the longest time, no one knew if there was ever enough water in it to kayak. Morrisville Water and Light has operated the dam on the Green River Reservoir for seventy years, and in that time only rarely and secretly let navigable flows through the river.

Now, I’m sure that the Kerns ran this back in the day. But we’re talking modern era here. The “first recent descent” was last October, during a huge rainstorm in which even the North Branch Winooski got way too high. We decided to drive to the Green because it has a tiny watershed (19 square miles) and most of that drains into the reservoir. It was a motley crew including but not limited to Mike McDonnell, Billy Wagner, Justin Cranell, Trip Kinney, a tall fellow named Chris, Alan Panebaker, and myself.

(Young ‘n’ Reckless Panebaker)

The river was woody and small, but surprisingly steep. We skipped the culvert at the put-in (my firmest disapproval to the jackwagon who thought that looked good) and I ran everything else except the pothole gorge because it was stuffed up with wood.

Fast forward one year. Ryan McCall, Dave Packie and Bill Hildreth have shifted into overdrive and organized an American Whitewater flow study on the Green.

(If it weren’t shitty out I’d have thought I was on The Groan)

On Saturday, Nick and I left Middlebury at 5:30AM to drive 2 hours to Applecheek Farm, where we found 30 kayakers already suiting up and Kevin Colburn (who flew in from Montana) telling everybody what to expect.

“The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission relicenses hydro projects every 30 years. The Green River Dam is up for relicensing, and we’re here to see if recreational releases can be a part of that license. John is going to put four different flows through the river, and we’ll paddle on each of them, then fill out some paperwork after each run to see what you thought. Don’t try to game the system, just tell us what you thought.”

It was cold. It was rainy, and I heard speculation that the rain was actually hail. Yes, it was the Northeast, even with a dam release. But, in the face of adversity and mild hangovers, we went kayaking. As my moral compass Morgan often tells me:

“You’re not here to have fun. You’re here to go kayaking.”

Members of the VPC had spent days cleaning the wood out of the river, for which we were all thankful. With a little creativity you didn’t have to portage at all.

The first drop is one of the big ones – we’ve been calling it Moonshine — and can dish some carnage. I ran first and Tripp Burwell followed, pulverizing the nose of his Magnum. In later runs, several people got smeared on a pinny rockpile and “Young and Reckless” Panebaker even swam here. There’s a bouncy sneak on the right. Just downstream of the waterfall is an undercut boulder that could be dangerous if you were out of your boat.

Christian Not-Pitoning on the First Drop

Christian Not-Pitoning on the First Drop.

Boatscoutable boogie and some open moving water down to the next big rapid. The fall colors were great in this section. The next one is in a mini-gorge, and was the only rapid we didn’t run on the “modern first descent” last year. So, I was excited to see that the VPC guys had cleaned it out, and went for it. There are some real dangers to watch out for in this one, including a gigantic pothole at the lip of the first drop, an undercut wall just downstream, and some lingering wood in the runout. There are some good photo opportunities from downstream, especially once that big tree gets cleaned out.

Christian below the Pothole Gorge.

Christian below the Pothole Gorge.

There’s a boatscoutable rapid, then the standout drop of the run – Humble Pie. This rapid is a straightforward rolling boof. You bobble through the lead-in, then wait ‘til the last second to launch your nose out over the hole. If done correctly, this is a lot of fun.

Alden, not hang-gliding, all smiles.

Alden, not hang-gliding, all smiles.

The elusive Brad Croteau on the same.

The elusive Brad Croteau on the same.

If, however, you are too far right, attempting a right boof stroke, there won’t be any water underneath your paddle, and you’ll plug, do some cartwheels, and swim into the big tree where you’ll clock your head.

Christian, going for a little playboat action. This did not end well for any parties involved.

Christian, going for a little playboat action. This did not end well for any parties involved.

There are some nice clean ledges after this, and a twisting low-angle slide with an amazing boof at the top.

(Billy “2 hours of sleep” Wagner F!s the Sh!t). Photo Lucas Schulz.

It calms down to the logging bridge, after which there’s a cool rapid where you boof center and again on the right if you can get over there fast enough. The next rapid is a sweet kicker over a hole, though you can also sneak it right.

Finally, there’s a drop that everyone seemed to be pitoning (go center at medium flows, or if it’s high you can get far enough right to avoid the rocks), and then moving water through alders out to the junkyard, where we took out.

I’m not sure what the final agreement with the junkyard is, but if it turns out they don’t want us taking out there, you can paddle down the Lamoille for a bit and take out on the right. There’s a convenient parking area across the street under some power lines.

We did this four times, in between runs eating awesome sandwiches and hearing about the multitude benefits of emu oil.

At the end of the weekend, everyone was stoked on the river, and we’re looking forward to whatever release schedule AW can negotiate. Personally, I’d love to see stepped weekend releases – 1 tube in the morning, 2 tubes in the afternoon – and Applecheek there as a festival headquarters. If you’re ever up there running the river, go buy some emu oil or “Costa Rican art by David” or a frozen guinea hen. We should support these guys as much as possible.

Thanks again to Ryan, Dave, and Bill for heading this up. Thanks to our shuttle drivers, without whom this would have been a huge dysfunctional mess. Thanks to Kevin for being a pro, and to Alden for giving up a perfect hang-gliding day to go canoeing instead.

Also, not to start any rumors…but I’ve heard from a pretty reliable source that there is a photo of Alden “The” Bird kayaking. Not canoeing.

Photos: Morgan Boyles and Nick Gottlieb


Romaine Reprise (the last descent… really)

By Christian Woodard

Tripp, James and I are back from Quebec! Well, we’ve been back for a few weeks now, but between the Labor Day releases in New York, sneaking food from the Middlebury Dining Hall, and handsurfing to photos of ourselves gnucking the harr, it’s been hard to pull together a blog post.

But, to set the scene…

The ’96 Honda Civic is backed into a trail off of a dirt road. This dirt road is off of another, slightly larger dirt road, which comes off of Rt 138, the whitewater highway of northern New England. The car doesn’t start. After ten minutes of re-grading the road to get a running start, we bump it in reverse and head out to the coast. When we reach the first stop light, the engine stalls. In fact, whenever I take my foot off the gas and the car out of gear, the car shuts off.

This would not be a huge problem other than:

1)      We speak limited French

2)      Everyone else speaks only French

3)      My debit card has been disabled because NBT bank thinks I am a fugitive fraudster trying to buy Orangina.

4)      We are far, far from the civilized world. Only a few days before we’d been within spitting distance of Labrador, and the nearest “NAPA pieces d’auto” was at least hours, maybe days away.

5)      Hurricane Irene had just launched most of Vermont into interstellar orbit, and was headed our way.

So, we coaxed the car up to Sept-Iles, where we bought a new battery, adjusted the idle with a pair of forceps from the med kit, and headed off to the next adventure.

Only six days before, we packed our boats at Labrador Air Safari in Havre-St Pierre, chatting with the baggage handler.

“No, you cannot go past Romaine 2” he said.

“Will they stop us from paddling?”

“You cannot paddle past Romaine 2. There is no water in the river. And much blasting all the way.”

Hydro-Quebec has been developing the Romaine River for almost a decade now, and we had hoped to paddle it before the dam construction destroyed it forever.

“We fucking missed it.” James said.

“They will take you off the river at Romaine 2. You cannot go past, you have no choice.”

We flew into the river feeling cheated. Tripp and James probably felt like I’d mislead them – that I should’ve done better research and learned that it was already too late to paddle La Romaine. Instead of the romantic “last descent”, we set out on a shortened and discouraging trip.

It rained. Somehow the bugs were bad but we still had a constant headwind. The river level was low, and we fought through shallow cobble beds. The expansive flatwater of the first few days felt even more painful because we knew we couldn’t paddle much of the good whitewater in the third canyon. We probably wouldn’t even be able to see the Grand Chutes.

We slogged  a long days in the rain down to Nascar, where we set up camp and waited out a ferocious windstorm that dropped more than an inch and a half of rain overnight. Everything was soaked, but we woke up to sunshine and a rising river. We dried our sleeping bags and gear on flat rocks sparkling with sheets of blue and red minerals, then headed out into the clearing morning.

Sharp granite faces lifted 1500ft straight out of the river on our right. The other bank was more gradual, but had been recently burned. Dry spruce trunks covered the hills like bristly hair, and the exposed granite was cauterized white. Feeder streams on both sides were swollen with the rain, and we paddled underneath waterfalls cascading all the way from the rim of the canyon.

All of this will be flooded by Romaine 3.

Downstream from the R-3 site, where Hydro-Quebec workers were heli-logging the steep walls, we saw helicopters at least a few times daily. Many were transporting lumber and other building materials (filing cabinets?), but a few choppers clearly took time out of their scheduled work to circle us for a few minutes. We had been spotted, and it seemed like our chances of making a sneaky run past the Romaine-2 construction were slim.

But, it just wouldn’t be British to give up so easily, so we decided to wake up before dawn, paddle down to the dam in the dark, improvise a stealthy portage around the construction, walk the four miles of dewatered canyon, then continue on our weary way.

We camped just above the R-2 construction and climbed a hill in the dusk to get a better idea of our options. The entire river was diverted under the mountain as expected, but the sight was still shocking. The Romaine is a large river – almost 10,000 cfs even in the driest summers – and to send it in neat, rectangular tunnels through the core of a mountain of granite seemed both improbable and outrageous.

In the words of John McPhee: “there is something special about dams, something – as conservation problems go – that is disproportionately and metaphysically sinister. The outermost circle of the Devil’s world seems to be a moat filled mainly with DDT…and so on past phalanxed bulldozers and bicuspid chain saws into the absolute epicenter of Hell on earth, where stands a dam.”

More to the point, there was no way to go around the dam. The river had been dewatered between two steep, exposed walls. On one side, the wall had been blasted to vertical. After a wrong turn and unnecessary rappel we were back to river level, where we nonchalantly walked through the middle of the biggest construction site this side of, well… the next HQ project.

The night shift had just gotten off, and the day shift was arriving in pickup trucks and school buses. We put back in on the downstream side and paddled away. Not only had we made it around the dam, but there was water in the river. We’d been upset all week about missing some of the best whitewater on the trip, but within a few minutes we were at the lip of the Spike, which James and I fired up at 5:45 AM.

We picked our way down the rest of the canyon, portaging Freebird but running everything else. Portaged Land of Giants behind a big wall (new this year) and raced across La Basin des Murailles. Bunch of flatwater down to Boof into Camp, where Tripp ran the first descent of the “Melt into Camp” line, which worked out better than I imagined, given the size and uniformity of the hole.

melt into camp

We made a smoky fire, explored the potholes, and enjoyed our last night on the river. The next day we finished the runout rapids, including the Disappearing Hole, pulled out at the Grand Chutes and caught a ride back into town for the car.

(find James in the hole…)

The construction projects have really taken over the river; for six days we saw helicopters and heard blasting. The diversion we saw at Romaine 2 is just a glimpse of what the corridor will look like within a decade.

Unfortunately, the Romaine isn’t the only North Coast river under development or study by Hydro-Quebec. The Petit Mecatina (which was on our itinerary but rose too high for us to run), the Aguanish, the Natashquan and several more of the region’s pristine rivers could face the same treatment.

It’s clearly a loss for paddlers, but even more so for the residents – both First Nations and Quebecois – who have hunted and fished these rivers for generations. I had the privilege of talking with a few Hydro-Quebec workers, an archeologist, and some residents of Havre-St Pierre near the mouth of La Romaine. Everybody has a different take on the project, from conservation to quick cash to clean energy and Quebec’s political independence.

Hydro-Quebec does provide well for their employees, but they don’t employ many workers from Havre St Pierre or the neighboring Innu reservations. They claim the energy is “green”, and sell it to the United States as such, but there are obvious questions about the environmental impacts of drying out long sections of big rivers and flooding others.

I’m looking forward to heading back next summer with a 4×4 truck, an uncracked boat, and some more time. But, to the pressing business of Vermont for now…

 


“Daily” Trivia

Trivia

Vermont, aka Canaan, the land of waterfalls and gorges. Where in VT?


Big Branch 2.0

Well, the rumors are true. The Big Branch is completely different, from the hike in to the takeout bridge (and takeout road). Pretty much nothing is the same with the one exception of the ~5′ boof above Cave — thankfully, that’s still there. We ran it today at what looked to be about 3′ on the old gauge, although it paddled lower because the riverbed has widened so much. Unfortunately no pictures as I was in a rush to get to work after our run…next time. The hike in ends abruptly at the end of a switchback where a landslide brought the entire hill into the riverbed. The put-in rapid is similar, but cleaner. The peel-out to boof of the first move actually got more fun and easier to hit. Down to Cave, it’s relatively straightforward (but mostly different) boogie. Cave has a few different lines through the entrance, but the smoothest is a chute down the left that leads straight off the first drop, a ledge with a hole (but no rocks). The cave itself is basically gone — it’s now an open (but hard to catch) eddy on river right next to the hole. The rock that made the secondary ledge (the hole that used to shut cave out at high water) seems to have fallen over and now it’s a cool mushroom boof.

Old Cave Drop

Alden Bird hitting a nice low water boof off the second ledge of the Old Cave Drop.

The mank below cave is even mankier in the right channel, but the left channel is a sweet 5′ wheelchair boof into a small channel that leads smoothly into the next rapid. The island in the middle of the river here is the only island that still exists on the river. The next rapid against the left wall is completely new (this is going to get redundant), but still fun. There’s a log above the next (old bridge) rapid, but you can limbo under it into a low angle slide on river left. The old Island Rapid is 100% different as well — there’s no island. I didn’t even realize we were through it until later when I thought about it some more. The lead-in to Mushroom is pretty stacked and steep, as is Mushroom itself (which is unrecognizable). The two channels at Mushroom combined into a pretty steep boulder-choked rapid that starts on the right wall and moves left, with a big piton in the middle for a few of us (put the first big dent in that new Nomad of mine).

The Old Mushroom Rock

Danny Doran boofs the Mushroom rock for the last time ever in early Spring 2011.

After Mushroom, well…it continues to be steep boulder gardens for the most part, with some unexpected bedrock slides thrown in here and there where the boulders all got washed away. Of note, we walked the Rapid Above the Rapid Above BLT. The sneak line is now under a big boulder (you can see it flowing out), and the main line is rockier than ever and had some wood sticking up in the middle of it. It’d go fine, though, and would clean up quite a bit with more water. The Rapid Above BLT is awesome — not too significant a rapid, but it’s a short low angle slide with a huge slab of broken bedrock leaning over it vertically. One of the more picturesque spots on the new river…I’ll be sure to take a picture there next time I go back (tomorrow? Bueller?).

BLT is an entirely new beast. The rapid now exits out of 4 different doors, 3 of which are good to go. Far left is a class III sneak, left of center is the old line, although the boof itself is about half as tall, right of center is nasty, and far right is a cool-looking-but-really-quite-shitty boof. The lead-in is a long, complicated, and pinny maze. Chris got lost on the way down and ended up taking the left-of-center line inadvertently, which wound up being the most fun looking line after all. The rest of us ran far right, which frankly sucked.

Boof Left How Many Times?

Alden Bird boofing left twice. For the last time. Now it's boof left once at best.

The boogie below BLT is still boogie. The first ledge after BLT looks the same from above, but run it on the right instead of the center. One thing to note is that one or two rapids down, there is a nasty sieve on the left in the main flow. We all avoided it, but didn’t really notice it until afterwards. The rapid involved starting left then cutting into a right channel directly above the sieve. Somewhere in one of the smaller boogie ledges of the run is an I-beam sticking out from the right shore that could easily decapitate you — keep an eye out for that, too. Can’t remember exactly where it was.

The last rapid is awesome. Rumors were that it had turned into 100% bedrock ledges and was “too easy.” Nope. It is largely bedrock, but there’s still some big boulders in it to complement the bedrock slides and choke up the middle of the rapid into a sweet 6′ drop with two lines — either drive up on the center boulder or go through the slot just right of center. Both are pretty cool. At high water it’s going to be a huge boof down the middle. Just downstream of that is a bedrock ledge that looks like a slide but turns out to be an amazing boof off a curler if you hit it right. Then, huge pool at the takeout.

The Bridge Drop

Mike Lackman boofing into the last drop. The rapid now starts one more ledge upstream of that. Imagine if all the boulders in the picture disappeared except the ones to the right and left of Mike. That's the new rapid. And the one to his left fell down a bit, so it's now a big sloping boof off to the left.

Anyway…Summary is, it’s a new river. It took us about 1:20 to get down with a lot of one-person scouts and some aggressive eddy-hopping. The river is definitely less friendly than it used to be. Look out for sieves, and one or two I-beams that are in play. A lot more boofs seem to land on rocks than on the old river, but there are still plenty of good ones. I would no longer rate it a “very friendly” class V. At least with the muddy water we had, it is not that friendly. Much pinnier and sievier than it used to be. Still really really good though. Reminds me of what I imagine the Upper Blackwater to be like. We’ll have to see if someone who’s actually run that river agrees…


Trivia #7

Ok so it’s not daily. Billy was on the money with the last one.

Trivia #7

Some good ol' canoe trippin'.


Daily Trivia #6

Daily Trivia #6


Putnam Creek, NY

This past weekend was a Raquette off-week, so I figured there’d be nothing to do but Deerfield Fest. Then, lo and behold, it dumped rain on Friday. I refreshed the radar every ~5 or so minutes through the whole work day and it was looking really promising right up until 6pm or so. Then the storm disintegrated. I’d had high hopes for getting on the Opalescent, but oh well, I figured, I do love the Dryway. But, Tripp Burwell came up from Boston to go kayaking for the weekend and insisted that we do something other than the Dryway on Saturday, so as Saturday morning slowly (and painfully) rolled around, I shrugged off my mandatory pre-Dryway headache and decided we should go run High Falls Gorge on the Saranac.

The Toth-Fish

The Toth-Fish struggling to motivate (and taking a pre-boating nap) at the put-in.

We didn’t quite make it there. Tripp insisted we go check out Putnam Creek instead, something he’d scouted at super high water a few months earlier. I resisted, pointing to the online gauge which indicated that it wasn’t running. But we went anyway. We found the creek and in a shocking twist it looked low but runnable. Score one for Tripp. We drove around for awhile trying to figure out where to put-in eventually settling on a bridge shortly below the pond where it originated and just downstream of a gnarly drop we dubbed “The Sausage Factory” — because it’d be very hard to boof, meaning you’d likely end up sausaging it (aka penciling) probably getting chundered (like sausage meat). There were a few miles of class II boogie before another bridge where we encountered a fun boulder garden that could’ve used more water.

Toth, Putnam Boulder Garden #1

Toth coming through the first boulder garden stretch on Putnam.

After this, we had another bit of flatwater before hitting another road bridge and the start of the real goods. The river gorged up and went through a stretch of pretty significant and steep boulder gardens — more water would’ve made them friendlier, but also much more stacked. As is, we were able to boat-scout the majority of it. A quarter mile or so of chunky boulder garden led to a change in riverbed. Instead of boulder gardens, it became large, block ledges.

Tripp, Broken Ass Falls

Tripp resurfacing at the bottom of Broken Ass Falls (named for the shallowness and the broken beer bottles on shore).

As the road comes back to the river on the left, you hit a large series of bedrock ledges that will probably be pretty stacked at high water. This is the only drop you can see from the road while driving shuttle. It starts with a couple ledges building from 2-7′ then goes into a bigger rapid that drops ~20′. The channel right of the island is a gradual slide; the channel left of the island is a cool looking slide into 10-15′ boof…into very shallow water. We ran right, but I think with more flow left would be a sweet line.

Big Ledges

The big ledgey section. We ran the left side of the photo.

The two final big rapids were far and away the best. The first was an incredible slide into a 20+’ boof into a minigorge with a stout hole to boof in the exit. River right is heavily posted, so scout left here. Unfortunately the lighting from above sucked and I didn’t realize from scouting that I’d be able to get out downstream, so the pictures didn’t come out great.

Toth on the First 23.79'er

Toth boofing the First 23.79'er on Putnam.

There’s one more fun slide-to-boof between this and the final drop of Putnam, an awesome 23.79′ boof into very little water that comes after another road bridge. Toth went with the sausage off this drop and made a little contact with the bottom but was fine. Tripp boofed the shit out of it, and I managed to land with at a nice 45 degrees. Although Toth was ok, I wouldn’t recommend not boofing this drop. It certainly isn’t deep.

Tripp Boofing 23.79' Falls #2

Tripp boofing the second big boof on Putnam.

Putnam was way better than I expected. I’ll definitely be going back. I was shocked that this creek is on AW and still you don’t hear about anyone running it. The first waterfall into the minigorge is one of the coolest drops I’ve ever run. We had roughly 200cfs on the gauge which is quite low. I’d recommend 300cfs as a good first time level. The steep boulder garden stretch will get full-on pretty quickly, and the rock in that section is not very nice, so be careful. It’s basically wood-free. If you want any more info on put-in / take-out, shoot me an email.


Daily Trivia #5

Danny was right about the last one — Akron Falls on Murder Creek in western NY. This one’s also pretty local…I’m even going to give two photos, just name the creek.

Daily Trivia #5.1

Tripp Burwell boofing trivia #5.

Daily Trivia #5.2

Alex Toth boofing 20+ feet about a quarter mile upstream of daily trivia #5.1.


Daily Trivia #4

Well, nobody got #3, unfortunately. It’s the Cyriac up in Saguenay in Quebec.

This one’s a pretty tough level/angle, but here’s the hint: it’s local and was run in the last few years.

Daily Trivia #4


Daily Trivia #3

Post your guesses folks…right now Alden is winning by a ton. Oh, and I forgot to mention what the last two were — Alden got them both. The Crucible on Devil’s Postpile and the rapids above Big Brother on the Green Truss in Washington.

Daily Trivia #3

Hopefully Alden won't get this one.